You Can Always Tell a Harvard Grad. But Not Much.

I haven't been in college for quite a while. But according to this powerful photographic documentation, commencement day was a real laugh riot.

It's gotten even funnier in retrospect.




If you liked that, email the producers of LiveWire and ask them to have me back.

Or, better yet, get Ira Glass on the line, and tell him that given the deep affinity between gay men and Jewish women, in the true spirit of summer camp, next time instead of Sedaris or Rakoff, maybe he ought to give MacaroniManiac a try.

Just remind him not to call at 11:02 pm to invite me on the show. I'll be chilling with a Midori spritzer then.